In the grocery store there were three women sorting through the cucumbers that were on special. They were laughing as they each sorted through the bin of large ones, middle sized ones, long ones and “just perfect ones.” Ah, yes, the wonderful self pleasuring toy. (Make sure it is washed first!) Which one feels good? It would feel great with some Aloe Cadabra smoothed onto that amazing cucumber toy! What is next in the produce department?